Your (NSFW) Morning Upper: Suckin' On My Piggies Like You Wanted Me

This post was written by TNG founder Zack.

Mornings suck. So everyday, TNG brings you a fun video to ease the pain.

This trick never gets old. After the magic of editing allowed the Count to reveal his nymphomania to the YouTube world, Miss Piggy gets the same treatment on this highly disturbing edit of Peaches' "Fuck The Pain Away." In the same way that Bugs Bunny in a dress can trigger some highly disturbing emotions in a pubescent teenager, Ms. Piggy's writhing around on that piano towards this video's end is retroactively replacing my childhood memories with a barnyard skin flick. Do you think she'd have to wear some kinky bra with 8 cups?