Your Monday Upper: Ass Pennies

Mondays Suck. So every Monday, TNG brings you a video to ease the pain.

Though they're not as gay as Kids in the Hall, Upright Citizens Brigade's sketch show had its moments of perversion. Have you ever wanted to put something in your backdoor nethers on the oft chance that, weeks or months later, someone you despise touches it? UCB has. There's a lot of ways to get power in this world —including invoking Jesus and carrying poo on a stick — but none quite so satisfying as the method described above.

Bonus points if you can honestly say that you've done this.