Jimmy Kimmel is Fucking Ben Affleck
Just wanted to make sure everyone saw this. Jimmy Kimmel's wife Sarah Silverman made a public announcement that she was fucking Matt Damon, so Jimmy countered with a hotter actor, and all-star choir and the nauseating image of Robin Williams simulating a money shot with a water bottle and his own contorted face.
I really do mean that Jimmy got the better end of the deal. I think that Matt Damon and Leo DiCaprio are starting to morph into the same bloated, non-descript person.
6 comments:
I watched The Departed while I was sick, which featured both Matt Damon and Leo. I had such a hard time telling them apart!
what an incredible video. my favorite was josh groban, lol.
she got OWNED. when you get all these random people to sing together about fuckin ben affleck its OVER.
ummm...i take major exception to your claim that ben affleck is hotter than matt damon. matt damon is jason bourne, works with steven soderberg, is friends with gus van sant, and is fucking sarah silverman.
ben affleck gave us jersey girl, stripper scandals, ridiculous combined names for celebrity couples, and is fucking jimmy kimmel. ewww. ben affleck is the grossest.
oh yeah...and gigli!!!! EEEEWWWWW!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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