Your Morning Upper: This is Not Rodney Stanger

TNG contributor Zack contributed this post

Mornings suck. So every morning TNG brings you a fun video to ease the pain.

(As you may have noticed by our syntax change, we will now be bringing you a monday upper every day. Since we can't very well have a monday upper on Tuesday, because it would be a gross misnomer, we are changing the names of these to "morning uppers." We hope you enjoy.)

As I (and perhaps all of you) shuffle to our offices bleary-eyed this monday morning, wishing it was still 61 degrees outside or that we were still in bed or whatever it is people wish for when their five-day grind starts back up, it can be easy to overlook important details before our coffee kicks in. Maybe you walked out of the house without your lunch or are wearing mismatched socks. Or you mistook a dangerous criminal for a gerbil. It happens to the best of us.

Oh, and as you watch this video I want you to contemplate something: What if the picture shown in the above video actually is of Rodney Stanger? Do you think he has a hormone problem? Is he actually a rodent? Feel free to leave your guesses in the comments below.