Your Monday Upper: Whose Urine is This?

Mondays Suck. So every Monday TNG brings you a fun video to ease the pain.

Call me a curmudgeon (you won't be the first,) but I think that January 2nd is the most joyous day of the holiday season. It's when the forced merriment and treacly music and jam-packed schedules finally give way to real life again. However, this return to wintry normalcy also brings its own disappointments.

Kind of like the boy in the above SNL commercial parody. The holiday season has the charm and promise of a small child making his parents breakfast, but the period afterwards is as jarring as finding said parents in bed with some rouged-up bisexual stranger. Luckily, though, drunken pee threeways are a lot more interesting than even the world's best pancakes. They might be sloppier and they might be shocking, but they are always preferable to the staid and trite.

Happy new year, folks. And welcome back. We here at TNG enjoyed our two weeks off and are excited to return to you semi-rested and ready for 2009.