Ticket Giveaway: Antony and The Johnsons @ 6th and I
My mane man Antony...Ever made a joke that you were really proud of so you retold it later and it didn't go over as well? I'm about to do that. In my a recent New Music Roundup, I described Antony and The Johnsons new CD "The Crying Light" as sounding like a combination of "a tranquilized angel and Bryan Ferry making a bowel movement." Because it's all ethereal and warbly! Get it?
Ok, I understand if my wisdom is before it's time. But however you describe it, the New York group lead by androgynous queer frontman Antony Hegarty (who also provides vocals for Hercules and Love Affair) will be coming to DC on Tuesday, Feb. 3, at the 6th and I historic Synagogue. Altruistic as we are, we want to give you a chance to see them. All you have to do is answer the following question both in the comments and as an email to Zack@thenewgay.net. IF YOU DO NOT EMAIL ME YOUR ANSWER YOU WILL NOT BE ELIGIBLE FOR TICKETS:
Since "The Johnsons" makes the 6 year old in me giggle, share with TNG-ville what your favored euphemism for your privates is. The Harlem Tunnel? The Widow Maker?
Best or most creative answer gets the tickets. Please do not enter unless you are actually able to attend the show. You can check out an Antony and The Johnsons mixtape below the fold.
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3 comments:
well nobody else is biting and i love me some antony so here goes...not sure what you're looking for really, but i named my penis "el jefe" a long time ago. most people who know much about me know this. i named my ex's sir hugo (because he was obviously descended of nobility) and my current's spiff (after calvin's spaceman alter-ego).
more generally, i definitely prefer cock if it's being used in any serious sexual context. i would much rather have someone slap their cock on my face than slap their prick on my face. and mentioning your turgid pulsating schlong would probably make me lose my wood. also: ever since that scene in short cuts where jennifer jason leigh's phonesex operator freaks out at her client for saying dick i've hesitated to use the word at all.
my turgid pulsating schlong i call "antony" and my balls "the johnsons" starting when this contest was posted and continuing until the next one
And the winner is...Adam, due to shear level of graphic detail. Thanks for playing!
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