Your Monday Upper: Acorn Chapstick

What's more inane, Katy Perry's "I Kissed a Girl" or the above parody video, "I Kissed a Squirrel?" I won't tell you my opinion on the matter, but I will say that "Squirrel" made me laugh. A lot. And in the "laughing with" sense, not "laughing at." So to the three teenage girls with the rodent fetish: you all rock. Keep it up. I expect your aquarium-based follow up, "UR So Manta Ray" within three weeks. I just ate some squirrel food so I'll be waiting with baited breath.