Your Monday Upper: The Undergarment Was Defective
Mondays suck. So every Monday, TNG brings you a fun video to ease the pain.
4th of July has passed, and I've thanked every god I have that all my fingers and corneal cells emerged unscathed. I attended a party Friday night that seemed to be thrown with the specific aim of making me nervous. Forty people milled around on a slippery, slanted roof while fireworks shot off in every direction and one of the hosts chucked beer bottles to people ten feet away from him. I yelled "Careful! Will you people please be careful!" so many times that every one of my similarly nervous Jewish relatives heard me. Even the ones who are dead.
The woman in the above video wasn't so careful. She did not exercise the right level of caution while putting on her new Victoria's Secret thong and has the eye injury to prove it.
Bonus points if you can spot the exact moment that the anchorwoman gives up all pretense of professionalism.
2 comments:
The VS story appears silly - but why and where was your family shooting off fireworks; and why were people standing on a slanted slippery roof to watch? Meshugah.
I just love how perfectly ineloquent the woman is. She can't provide a solid answer to a single question. It's probably unfair of me, but it makes me think she's probably at fault for the "accident."
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