Homosexual eases into 100 final at Olympic trials

It's not a headline from the Onion's Gay Pride issue, but the result of auto-replace software used by the idiots at American Family Association to make AP headlines more to their liking. "Tyson Homosexual easily won his semifinal for the 100 meters at the U.S. Olympic track and field trials and seemed to save something for the final later Sunday," was the new and improved lead on the AFA's version of sprinter Tyson Gay's fastest-ever (though wind-aided) 100. The right-wing media watch over at People for the American Way grabbed these screencaps, critical evidence in any web Exhibit: Moron case, which show the AFA has also been helpfully renaming Memphis Grizzlies forward Rudy Gay.

In case it isn't clear, the AFA believes the word Gay sounds inappropriately positive, whereas Homosexual casts us in the accurately dim and murky boy-child molesting, disease-ridden, Jesus-taunting, apocalypse-baiting light where we live out our sad and depraved so-called lives. You win, AFA.

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