Monday, May 12, 2008

Your Monday Upper: My Penis Would Break Off!



It would get stuck in her vagina!

Keeping with the theme of bestiality displayed in last week's upper, today's (tardy) video is one in a series of videos on the Sundance Channel website called Green Porno. They all feature Isabella Rossellini graphically explaining the sex lives of various insects. This one is probably my favorite, and most of that is due to her in-flight thrusting right before...her penis breaks off! Any monday where I get to type that twice is a good monday indeed. Enjoy, my little buzzlings.

And for bonus points: What TV character had Isabella Rossellini on his "list" of celebrities he could cheat on his girlfriend with?

4 comments:

meichler said...

These videos are a riot. I love Isabella's proper (and excessive) use of the subjunctive case. Joan Osborne should take tips from her. ("What if god was one of us?" is like nails on a chalkboard to me.)

Jenny Miller said...

Chandler.

Zack said...

Close, Jenny, but not quite.

Jenny Miller said...

Aw, man. Embarassing to be wrong OR right.
Ross was my first guess, then I doubted....
I love this video.