Friday, December 07, 2007

Quarterback Seeking Tight End/Wide Reciever

A recent study by sociologist Eric Anderson reveals that more than a third of former American high school football players admitted they had had sexual relations with other men.

He says: “The evidence supports my assertion that homophobia is on the rapid decline among male teamsport athletes in North America at all levels of play,” and that ‘Being masculine is not about whom you sleep with…Heterosexual athletes contesting masculinity and the one-time rule of homosexuality’.

Ok, so his sample set came from former football players who are now cheerleaders... I am still using this information as justification for putting pictures of football man candy below the fold (Parker, this is for you).

Jeremy Bloom of the Philadelphia Eagles. Yes, He's a Wide Reciever.


Brady Quinn of the Cleveland Browns stretches before action.


Patrick Kearney of the Atlanta Falcons. I love football pants, don't you?


Colt Brennan may possibly be the best football name ever.


Reggie Bush: New Orleans Saints. Holla!


Now THAT'S a tight end!


Alex Smith of the 49ers takes a dip.

3 comments:

Chris said...

Oh great, now I can't get up from my desk for a while.

If this science guy needs me to survey my high school swim team, lemme know. Lord, if I knew then what I know now...

Unknown said...

Jeremy Bloom is pretty much a renaissance man (Olympic skier, TV Music Host, Model). Despite his waspy background, I always wondered if he was Jewish with that last name.

In any case, my first experience was via the college football locker room. I had a girlfriend, and didn't consider myself gay at that point either.

Parker said...

this is one of the best blog posts ever.

nobody on my high school football team was all that good-looking, if i remember correctly, but this data you're writing about makes me wish i had been the water boy instead of joining the fucking marching band.

i wish the eagles had totally dogged it all season so we could get the #1 pick and drafted colt brennan.

patrick kearny totally has muffin top but i would still do him.