Morning Upper: Height Is in the Eye of the Beholder

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Mornings Suck. So every morning TNG brings you a fun video to ease the pain.

Good morning, TNG-land! Are you feeling stressed out today? Having problems with your significant other? Are you sad because you're single and you don't have a date? Well, fret no longer. Get ready to appreciate your present circumstances more than you have in quite some time! How's that, you ask? Well, meet Steven Morris! Sit right back, pour yourself a glass of schadenfreude and enjoy one of the funniest cases of blue balls you've ever seen.

Now, I'm 99.9% sure this is an actor. I mean he has to be. But you guys? What if this is real? What if some dude actually moseyed on down to the Casanova Video Dating Service and acted like this? Dude needs a hug!