Your Monday Upper Will Never Leave You Flat

Mondays suck. So every Monday TNG brings you a fun video to ease the pain.

My sister Rebecca sent me this video, but I have to apologize that there is nothing actually amusing about it. Nothing at all. Just a couple sincere people singing about someone they love. In a very catchy way. While looking like Donny Osmond backed by a Sears family portrait. And naming themselves after the biblical euphemism for semen. Zap!

Because this one is so boring, I put a special bonus upper below the fold. Be sure to check it out.



My friends over at Crap We Like introduced me to this Alice in Wonderland remix video. I have no goddamn idea what she is saying, but it's been in my head for over a week and I'm starting to think the whole thing is really beautiful.

Plus the user who posted this on YouTube goes by "Fagottron." It would be great if some Alice-loving homo was responsible for this.

(If you like it as much as I did, feel free to download the audio track.)