SZM Wins the Amy Ray Tickets

Congratulations to our commentor SZM for winning Tuesday's Amy Ray ticket giveaway. Here was her answer to my question of why a doctor of philosophy would need such a long beard:

The puzzle of why a doctor of philosophy requires a long beard has often vexed me. Furthermore, as a future doctor of philosophy this question has been especially important. That said, I imagine that a doctor of philosophy has such a long beard in order to prove that he is, in fact, a man. It is the masculine equivalent of an a female professor's "anthropology scarf". You know what I am talking about.

Props also to Annie, for working so many song lyrics into her answer, and to Chad for going the extra mile with a ridiculously (and adorably) thorough answer. You're all winners! To me, that is. SZM is still the only one getting the tickets.

Thanks for playing and tune in soon for more giveaways.