Your Monday Upper: My Esophagus is Lined With Silk

Mondays suck. So, every Monday, TNG brings you a fun video to ease the pain.

Raise your hand if you've ever gotten bad head. Not just uncomfortable head, or head that didn't make you finish. I mean oral sex so confoundingly misguided that you started giggling in the middle of it. Head so painful that you wonder if your lover is wearing a retainer. Head where you think the blower/eater is trying to do an impression of the drummer from Lightning Bolt on your tender parts. Funny-noise-making, wrong-hole-licking, "Is this your first time doing this?" head. I know I have. I've had four hour conversations on the subject. I could write a treatise. But luckily, Margaret Cho and Shortbus star Jay Brannan went ahead and did it for me.

The images in this video are safe for work, but the words are not. So watch this with headphones or be prepared to get some weird looks from your cubicle mates.