SamRo Watch

Lesbians and lesbi-friends of the District, you've been deputized to bring us the crumpled fedora of Samantha Ronson (pictured, left). This weekend, the Million DJ March descends on D.C., and though we doubt she's political, we're crossing our legs and wishing on a VHS copy of Mean Girls that Samantha Ronson somehow winds up wo-manning the decks in Washington.

Should this SamRo Watch be updated to Warning or Threat-Level Orange (this means she's been sighted with LiLo), we will notify you by chopping our message into a fine powder, and handing it to you on a CD jewel case.