Ticket Giveaway: Yo! Majesty @ The Black Cat
Yo! Majesty can barely conceal their excitements. So here's my question. To enter the ticket giveaway, answer it in the comments below and as an email to Zack@thenewgay.net:
If your pussy (or ass or dick or anything) could stop something dead in its tracks, what would it stop? Woman who don't trim their fingernails? People who think its OK to keep chewing gum after the hook-up starts? Most creative answer wins the tickets.
Yo Majesty plays the Black Cat this Saturday, Jan. 24th. Check below the fold for a mixtape of their music.
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3 comments:
you may remember that in college my nickname was 'pussy 'o' steel'; this being the case, mine can stop a lot of things. yesterday you actually may have caught a glimpse of my pussy leading the motorcade on special hire by the secret service. fortunately it didn't have to catch anything but a cold! zing! ignore that last part.
My pussy would for sure stop the following criminals dead in their tracks no matter how bad I wanted them:
1) those folks who insist on wearing their socks in bed. I don't care how cute your knee high softball socks are, take them off. I don't want the field in my bed, I want your body on my skin.
2) people who litter. Whether they are leaving shit around my room or destroying the environment, they're just lazy. Pick that shit up and better yet, compost it or recycle it.
3) People who obsess over vera bradley. I don't care how much you paid to look like my grandmother threw up in your purse, but its not attractive. And those vera bradley sheets? They'll just make me sick in the morning after that awful one night stand.
And the winner is... Linsey! Thanks for playing, everybody!
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