Ticket Giveaway: Lykke Li @ 6th and I
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Singing is easy for Lykke Li. Getting dressed is the hard part. Just when you thought we had stopped writing about Lykke Li... the muppet-sized Swedish torch singer is back in town this Saturday (pre-Homo/Sonic, of course) and we want to give you a pair of free tickets to go see her. When she appears at the Historic 6th and I Synagogue she will likely perform her song "Complaint Department." And because I really want one of your to get these tickets I'm making the giveaway really easy:
What are you complaining about today?
Leave your answer in the comments and as an email to Zack@thenewgay.net. Most creative or amusing answer wins the tickets. Please do not enter unless you can actually attend the show, as I get in trouble for unclaimed tickets.
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7 comments:
Snowy day but at work :(
I am convinced that a cannonball run is really a euphemism for some creepy sex act that Burt Reynolds came up with. But I don't seem to be clever enough to figure out what that sex act is. Arrrgh! Outsmarted by Burt Reynolds, now that's something to complain about:)
Good complaints. But if you't email them to me I have no way of knowing who you are. And if I don't know who you are I cant get you your tickets.
So email me!
Oooo, I've been trying to find someone to go with me to this show! Unfortunately, I can think of nothing worth complaining about today, cuz snow days rock!
Oh, except I'm still kinda pissed about the demise of Sparks....
... just kidding. : P
I want to throw a sex toy party for some of my good friends, one of whom just got married. This particular group of friends is comprised of straight women, I am a gay man. And for some reason, all the companies that I’ve approached about giving the party have a “girls only policy”… which for some reason doesn’t include “girrrls (snap).” WTF!? All of this has left me annoyed, sex toy obsessed… and a little gassy, to be perfectly honest:) My poem for today would be more sylvia plath fever 103, instead of the snow man. Does anyone know of a good company that throws sex toy parties for groups of mixed gender, and that can handle a wide range of comfort levels with sex discussions? And before you tell me to just plan the thing and not go to it, let me enumerate the reasons why I should be there:
1) I haven’t had a sex toy since I won the Limited Edition Super Doc Johnson dildo at Cobalt’s drag bingo. And I only had that for about 2 hours because when Gigi handed it to me, she giggled and said “girrrl, this’ll split you in half!”… so naturally, I gave it to a homeless person on the way home from bingo (it was still wrapped in its little gift bag, so he could be surprised by the gesture later).
2) I have very specific questions that I feel need to be answered without me having to google a bunch of inappropriate things at work.
3) The pearl-bead cyclone thingy in the middle of a rabbit is both fascinating and deeply creepy to me… I must learn more about it!
4) Because, I just do!
My TNGers, I need your help! Point me in the right direction!!! I scream, you scream, we ALL scream… for a sex toy party :) Hooray!
And the winner is... Chad! Both because his comment rocked and because he followed the contest rules and emailed me his entry. Way to go, Chad!
Damnit! This is what I get for not have access to the internets for 2 days....crrrrry! And the concert is all sold out now :::sniff, sniff:::
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