Please Take Our Survey

We here at TNG want nothing more than to serve as best we can. (Though some of us wouldn't mind having ten-inch penises, but that really has nothing to do with you.) In an effort to get a better idea of who is reading us and what you do and don't like about the site, we recently launched a reader survey. You can click here to fill it out. We would really appreciate if you took a second to do so. It will let us know what about the site is and isn't working, and if you feel that we could better accommodate your interests. You can submit the survey anonymously and vent frustration to us without guilt or fear, or provide us your email address so we can contact you with announcements of special events, ticket give-aways and other breaking news.

As an added incentive, here are a list of questions we will not be asking:

-Why do you smell like that?
-Is your refrigerator running?
-Show us on the doll where Larry Craig touched you.

See? Its respectful as can be. We look forward to hearing your answers.