Ben For President: Campaign Slogan

I am running for President. I'm also searching for a VP.

Every campaign needs a good slogan. A good slogan encapsulates a feeling and hardens like a cement fist that can be used to beat the mindless masses into submissive rapture. Slogans such as “Country First” or “Change We Can Believe In” are brilliant examples. Where else would country be? Who came first during the last eight years of McCain/Bush policies? What change? Can Obama be any more vague about his economic policies or how he's going to pay for change in light of the financial crisis? Ultimately, it doesn’t matter that these slogans are empty, because reality is never as important as how YOU feel.

This election year, you have a real choice, as evident by the Carver 08’ campaign slogan: The Change We Want, The Crazy We Need

If you’ve read my manifesto platform, you realize that change is exactly what I have in mind, and that crazy is exactly what people will get.

Finally, a slogan America can get behind.