Ask The King: Woodies in the Woods

This is the first edition of our new advice column, "Ask The King," featuring local drag king and all-around smooth guy E-Cleff. If you have any questions of your own, send them to aadk@thenewgay.net. And if you would prefer your advice from a drag queen, we have one of those too...



Dear E-Cleff, If a boy that I have met only recently invites me to go hiking/picnicking with him, is our first time in the woods fair game for some playtime? Sincerely, Horny in the Forest


Dear Horny,

Wouldn't it be nice if we could just do what we want to do without worrying about consequences or sending mix messages? Unfortunately it's not that easy and I would be out of an advice column job and we can't have that!

Forest playtime can be fun and sexy if you like this guy a lot and you feel comfortable getting to know him in a secluded area. However, nothing says 'I like you and I'm interested in learning more about you' than a good old fashioned romp in the woods…NOT! Unless both of these scenarios do not apply, than I suggest keeping a lid on it. If you really see this guy being long term material than you don't want to send the wrong message. As much as playtime in the woods sounds tempting…wait for another play date, maybe one that doesn't start like a horror movie or porn.

Good luck!

Kingly Regards,
E-Cleff