The Va. Lawmakers are...Crazy? Bonkers?

No, They're Nuts!

Pardon the awful pun, but DCist reported yesterday that legislators in considering a ban on Bumper Nuts, those fake testes that dangle off the back of your vehicle. Some are considering these nuts a distraction and, as such, a safety hazard. I could see how they're hypnotic back and forth swinging motion could lull a driver into careening into a horse truck or something, but big metal balls themselves don't really do it for me. On their own, balls are probably the scariest looking part of the male erogenous system. Making them ten times their normal size and mobile isn't exactly going to make my erection hit the steering wheel and cause a pile-up on the interstate.

However, I think marketers are missing an opportunity to some really hot stuff with the backs of cars. Maybe they could mount pocket pussies over the exhaust pipes or sport dick-shaped antennae. Or a fake dead hooker thats visible through your open trunk? What would you do to make your car sexy?