Summer Camp

Name: Hi, my name is Summer Camp, but you can call me Trash.

Hometown: Ten years ago, I moved to DC from Seattle and have been enjoying the sticky and sultry summers ever since.

Occupation: I host a variety show called CRACK. Sometimes I make movies like Cherry on Top and The Passion of the Camp. And now, I’m a part-time advice columnist…thanks TNG!

Likes: I go crazy for Chapstick, gold, free beer, fan mail, and glitter.

Dislikes: I can’t stand cold sores, ingrown toenails, losing my place in my pole-dance routine, and Jesus.

Contact: If you are desperate and are seeking some advice, send me an email at What Would Summer Do (wwsd@thenewgay.net) and your submission will be added to the cesspool of questions. You can also become my fan on Facebook.