I Love Hot Women

Maybe I'm having a hetero moment, but I love hot women. Not hot in the traditional sense, though. No big boobs, bleach-blond hair, nose jobs and long fingernails. I love women who know what they want sexually and aren't ashamed of it. I don't quite know what it is, because I surely don't want to sleep with any of them.

Well...

The women I love put it all out there.They feel no shame about their carnal desires. They want to be on top. They want to strap one on and peg a guy until he collapses in a pool of his own jizz. They want to be with two guys, a guy and another girl, a girl, or just watch as two guys do each other. They're vocal about this.

I know a lot of people think she's played out, but Peaches rocks. She's not classically pretty by any stretch of the imagination, but she gets my panties all wet. I saw her in concert once (a few times, actually) and she was performing her song "Back It Up, Baby" (about her strapping one on and doing a guy) and I was so tempted to jump up on stage and bend over for her, hoping she'd proceed to simulate strap-on butt sex there on stage with me as her bottom boy (before I mustered up the courage, some jarhead jumped up on stage and turned to the audience, threw up his hands and yelled "OWW!" Peaches lifted up her gold lamé boot and kicked him into the crowd. It was HOT.)

Other women I love: Lil Kim, Princess Superstar, Courtney Love, Pat Benatar, Margaret Cho, my high-school friend Leigh, oh the list goes on.

What is it about these women? Is it because they are role models for me and my lack-luster sex life?

A strong man signing about sex is such a turn off. But a strong woman... The tent's so big in my pants!