Ticket Giveaway: Anal Pleasure 101 w/ Tristan Taormino
This post was written by TNG co-founder Zack.
The butt: place from which you defecate or oft-misunderstood sex organ? If you answered the first option you have a lot to learn. Though it can be dauting (or just smelly) the body part that dare not speak its name in front of your grandparents can actually be the gateway to a great deal of fun.
Whole DC, a sex-positive floating (but soon to have its own venue) community center is holding several events this weekend to along the themes of open relationships, polyamory and just plain good sex. There is a whole roster of awesome events you should check out, but the one we're giving away a pair of tickets for is the class Anal Pleasure 101 with queer (and foxy) author Tristan Taormino. (Pictured.) The co-ed and trans-friendly class is described like this:
In this sublime workshop, one she has taught around the world for over 9 years, Tristan introduces you to the world of anal pleasure for men and women. With humor and skill she covers a wide variety of topics, including: myths about anal sex; anal anatomy, the G-spot, and the prostate; basic preparation and hygiene; lubes, anal toys, and safer sex; anal penetration for beginners, and much more! There will be time for questions & answers with Tristan and her books & DVDs will be on sale for you to take home.To win a pair of tickets, simply answer the below question both as a comment and an email to Zack@thenewgay.net. The workshop takes place this Friday at the Hotel Helix from 7 - 9 p.m. Please do not enter unless you are able to attend:
I'm going to throw caution to the wind here and leave this question open: Why do you want to win tickets to this class? Most creative or bizarre answer wins.
If you don't win, or just want to support local organiations, you can buy your tickets online.
4 comments:
Dear Sir,
The fate of humanity, nay, the world, rests in your hands today. One year ago next Saturday, I was abducted by aliens who placed planet-frying device somewhere in my digestive tract, set to go off on it's anniversary. However, my attempts to locate and defuse the mechanism to this point have been foiled by the combined efforts of the Illuminati, Ronald Reagan (both in leagues with the aliens), and my own laziness (not in league with the aliens). But you, Zack - you have the ability to save us all by giving me the free tickets to this event, allowing me to crack (pun intended) the necessary codes to disable the device and SAVE THE WORLD.
Your country will thank you.
Alex
After engaging in buggery and fisting with thousands of men over the last three decades and in anal self-pleasure since I learned how well a toothbrush handle, then a harbrush handle, then a Final Net bottle, then the vaccuum nozzle, then a baseball bat... OMG! I'm getting the vapors!....felt, there is still so much to learn and to share about Love Canal, as I like to call it! After seeing "The Vagina Monologues" dozens of times, it's time to reclaim pride in my bunghole, too; and the thought of sharing pooper tips and scat tales with people of all genders and sexualities is delightfully scandalous.
Imagine: A tryst of two butt guru's at Helix.
I'm anticipating an orgasmic city-wide black out, a la "Short Bus," during which all the graduates of the workshop can try out their new anal skills.
Send me the tickets; I'll make it happen.
And the winner is... Anderov! I'm a sucker for saving the world. Everyone else: thanks for playing. Stay tuned for our next contest.
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